Welcome to the very first NPC Inc. Electro-mail Updater
Computers really are the future! -ZO
I am so overjoyed to share with you some electronic communications!
We’ve been working rather hard lately at NPC INC. to get more involved with the technological innovations we think will shape the future. Recently someone was telling me about the information highway and I said to myself “NPC INC. is more than ready to go vroom vroom! Beep Beep! on this new highway!” Before I knew it, my request was approved by management and IT was hooking up my Plum Mirabelle IIcx personal computing system to this new fangled “internet”. I’ve even found these things called “forums” and people can’t stop posting images of themselves as furry friends! I need to look into this further but I digress…
-ZO
Updates from the Warehouse
Recently I’ve been receiving some audio recordings from upper management documenting the current Green Team division down in NPC Incorporated’s shipping and receiving department. They even provided me this little blurb below:
“NPC Incorporated, Shipping & Receiving, Episode 32: Revenge is a Hotdish
In the wake of the Lunchtime Masquerade our heroes are back to work, but worried that one member of their party is getting too close to their sinister manager, Mr. Lowe. Can Matt, Dimetra and June come up with a plan to free Quinn from his influence? Or will they get distracted by mysterious statues, cursed houseware, and mixed metaphors? Find out in this exciting installment in our new arc: The Spilled Soda Conspiracy!
In this episode
Matt gets a wet slap
Dimetra keeps collecting curses
Quinn cleans their gun
And June asks for a wish“
Upper management has been having me listen and review these recordings and I have to say I give this one 5 out of 5 megabytes! Finger’s crossed that this Dimetra character gets some rest soon or she could be in some real hot soup! I wonder if they have soup recipes on this new fangled “online” thing? That would be so wonderful!
Here is that delicious link: https://www.machineculture.com/npc-inc-episodes/2022/12/2/shipping-receiving-episode-32-revenge-is-a-hotdish
NPC INC. Employee of the month
Bill Bonetusk is at it again with his almost religious fervor to follow rules and regulations while keeping everyone safe and spiffy! Here’s an excerpt from Mr. Burn’s HR file on the workhorse himself:
“Bill Bonetusk (Orcish Warehouse Foreman) - The boisterous Bill Bonetusk is a by the books, old-school kind of guy. He’s got a sense of humor, but isn’t one to tolerate horse-play in his warehouse. Those who break his safety rules are dealt with severely. A portly middle-aged man who loves novelty suspenders, Bill is rarely seen without his hard-hat, which isn’t a part of the required equipment, he just seems to like it.“
Share and care!
As always, you can find all of our audio recordings at this internet directory:
https://www.machineculture.com/npc-incorporated
And feel free to follow NPC INC. on all of your podular casting devices like Apple Podcasts, Spotify, etc.
If you like my newsletter, tell a friend! We’d love to get more electronic friends reading my findings!
Upcoming live streams!
Currently our team is working on streaming some live play videos in the new year! Playing a video live from the internet? That doesn’t seem possible but I will continue to share the internet links I am given by management. Keep an eye out for the new stream dates in the next newsletter or two!
As always: Keep surfing these brave, new internet waves, fellow travelers!
-ZO